Sexual Innurendo 8008

Shevil Knevils

Year Joined: 2016

Positions: Jammer

That’s what she said.

Athletic Background
I played powder puff football all 4 years of high school….our team lost every year. Ooo I did become the rock paper scissors champion at a job training once, probably due to my nimble fingers and cat-like reflexes. That counts as athletic, right?

League Awards

Worst Derby Injury
“It’s not if you get hurt, it’s when.”

Proudest Derby Moment
I got to be a sub on the Aurora 88s for my first ever real derby bout, and the photographer caught this epic picture of me in the middle of an apex jump, AND we won. It was incredibly exciting and made me look like such a unrealistic badass!